TOBY by Corey Pandolph for March 10, 2008
Morris: Toby, my therapist thinks you're a bad influence on me... Morris: He thinks you should move out. Toby: What is this practitioner's name? Toby: He will be the first test subject of my latest world domination device! Morris: His name is Dr. Lintt, but I don't... Wait, your what? Toby: In two days, your Dr. Lintt will lose the ability to father children and julienne vegetables. Morris: ... And all courtesy of what used to be my microwave.