TOBY by Corey Pandolph for March 07, 2008
Morris: I think I have to kick out my new roommate. Girl: Why? Morris: Well, he's filled the bathtub with plutonium, made my coffee maker self-aware and traded my trash compactor to my neighbor, in return for her soul. Morris: I dunno, maybe it's just an adjustment phase. Girl: I had a neighbor who went through one of those phases... She's now serving time for attempted regicide.