Just dumb. Don’t like the rules? Don’t buy a ticket. The drive to Hawaii should be interesting.
I’ll take the knockout gas airline.
If you crash, you’ll never know it.
Consider using Aperture Science’s Handheld Portal Device™—you even get free cake when you arrive!*
*the cake is a lie.
This was supposed to be the future! Where’s my jetpack??
March 20, 2015