Neither do Chinch bugs.
Too many eaten angry worms make angry birds
Now, bird. Eats them and puts them outta their misery!
“Angry Worms” would be a good name for a band
Worms always like to dish the dirt.
You could have dragged him over onto the concrete and let him “grill” for a little while.
Strange, I’ve never heard of chinch bugs. I looked them up but I don’t think I’ve ever seen one, or if I did nobody told me what they were called.