When I’m passing on all the neighborhood gossip. I don’t want everybody to know it’s coming from me.
My dog hears ‘alerts’ from miles away. If I listen very carefully I hear some distant bark. As a pup it became interesting to figure out her behavior. We have trains, a gun range, a military base nearby. I had to associate noise from each one with reassurances and petting. She is cool around them now. But I have learned to never to use the word ‘squirrel’ even casually unless there is a real target within range.
He’s Yip Kirby, on the woofernet.
But on the internet, he doesn’t need no pseudonym. For on the internet, nobody knows you’re a dog.
Short for Yippee Ki Yay, Koko just watched a Bruce Willis movie.
Voff Voff! (Swedish).
My dog never barks at any time. Very sad.
Woof? Nobody uses woof anymore. It’s so 20th century.
Coming from his inner puppy.