Must have been seriously distracted. What could he have been doing at the time?
Shot him in the butt?
Ugh. Shades if Jeffrey Dahmer.
Two grand embellishers – the truth “lies” somewhere in between.
Or it was “game” raised to be let loose in a large pen shot by HEMAN hunters so they can bag a “trophy.” To use a ’50s expression: BARF!
“History is always written by the winners.”
Should have been two guys in blaze orange leaning over the back end of a pickup parked in the lot at the corner store. Then you’d have heard some lies.