The Knight Life by Keith Knight for December 10, 2022

I remember being pulled over by the cops, my black co-workers were surprised that I was just given a warning, then I explained “Middle-aged white guy”,

For a German, this would be very traumatic. Being wrong publicly is a shameful thing there.

You are lucky. If Keef had been driving you might be a widow.

Oh the HORROR of DWW.

like many other foreigners, i’ve often been stopped for walking while gaijin. cops especially like to pick on non-japanese joggers because they’re apt to not have their mandatory ID on them at the time. a cop drove by while i was finishing off shoveling our entrance day before yesterday and my wife, who was just heading out to the store, tells me the reason he stopped down the street, notebook in hand, appeared to be because he wanted to observe what the suspicious gaijin was doing, suspiciously shoveling snow…