Jr: Dad!! Did you eat my mousse?
Dex: That was moose? It tasted like chocolate!!
That was my homework!! what do I tell my culinary arts teacher?
Say you dawg ate it!!
Write a note for your dad to sign. It should start with, “My sincerest apology…” and end with “…it was a work of art.”
Puns, puns everywhere…
Have him tell the teacher it was DELICIOUS! Have the teacher give him an “A” based on the fact that someone enjoyed it enough to eat it!
February 13, 2017