The Knight Life by Keith Knight for July 13, 2020
The wifey applies for a library card. Your license sez sez you live in san franscio we moved heres a bill with my current address central library How do I know you dandy forge this? KN: why would I commit a felony for a library card? Maybe you're testing your skills for a bigger"job" KN: !!! KK: How did it go? KN: Apparently, getting a library card is a gateway drug to terrorism.