The Knight Life by Keith Knight for August 14, 2016
Cop: Youre probably wondering why I stopped you!! Ive got an updated list of things you shouldn't do or you risk getting shot by the police!! CoP: Ok lessee ...cannot sell CDs or cigarettes,,,can't attend you own bachelor party ,,,,cannot reach for ID Cannot play with toys...cant seek help after an accident...cannot ask"why'd you pull e over" cannot be legally armed... Dexter: Is that its? cop: we reserve the right to a dd to it at any time!!