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The Knight Life by Keith Knight for December 20, 2015
Kid: what're you doing mommy? KN: Research!! SHHHHNNAWNNN KN: Your fathers unique snore is both masculine and feminine, wet and phlegmy yet dry and roasted!! KN: apparently, your fathers song provides much needed comfort and protection to orphaned narwhals wombats lemurs blue footed boobies!! Kid: and the winter jacket mommy buys from the research proceeds provides comfort and protection to mommy!! KN: its called " The circle of wife" KK: Snort!!
Flash Gordon over 7 years ago
Looks like expensive professional audio equipment.
Caesar'sWife Premium Member over 7 years ago
Sure, make jokes, ridicule the noise and noise maker, but an overnighter in a sleep clinic might clear that up. Itr could make life better for all involved.
Pharmakeus Ubik over 7 years ago
Dry and roasted, with notes of oily lemon, vanilla, band aids, Ginger, nutmeg and black pepper with wisps of smoke, sea salt, and seaweed.