The Knight Life by Keith Knight for December 01, 2013
Gunther: Whatchu got? KK: A summons!! I got called for jury duty!! Gunther: Don't worry about it, dude!! I have a sure fire way of getting out of it!! Just show up at the courthouse wearing underwear on the outside of your pants... and carry a sign that sez: 12 galaxies KK: gunther,,,im not trying to get out of jury service!! I see it as my ciivic duty!! - like voting!! Gunther: OH!! so you do the whole "crazy" act to get out of it ...right on!!
Just stay alert, act intelligent, be courteous and polite and give the appearance that you keep up with current events and you’ll be rejected every single time. Lawyers hate those kind of jurors.