Dex: Hey!! I wanna talk to you about that guy you sent to my poker night!!
Uh - oh!!
He showed up nude, cut the cards with a meat cleaver and consulted a psychic to make bets!!
Dex: au contraire!! Got any more rubes to send my way?
He shows up for poker wearing a thong…and nothing else. He gets flatuence whenever he gets a good hand. He consults a psychic to make bets…and still loses.
He is… THE SECOND-CREEPIEST GUY IN THE WORLD!
“I do not always cut the cards, but when I do…I use a meat cleaver.”