The Knight Life by Keith Knight for October 10, 2009
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TEXAS CHAINSAW BBQ: RIP Cop: we found your husband hanging upside down on a meat hook in the kitchen! we've been trying to shut down this place since it opened ! we finally got a serious tip we could follow up on!! KN: what was it? rumors of cannibalism? Mayhem? Madness? Cop: Improper use of salad forks?
This was probably the darkest storyline ever.