Either way Yogi, ranger’s not gonna like it! ;/
I’d go with wild abandon — in case you have to.
or ask Flora…!
The very comic before this one in my list involved google..
Last I heard porcupines chittered and rattled their quills when they felt feisty. People muttered, Oh how cute! as they slowly backed away. Bears, on the other hand, usually didn’t need to do anything except appear on the scene. Most runners usually are heard to repeat that favorite old mantra OH $#&! OH $#&! as they raced for their cars.
I dunno about you, Gunther! When a grizzly has to Google “how to attack a camp” something is very wrong with the Order of Things….
Let me clue you in. You and the bear come quietly and just stare down the campers. They will cower together and watch while you rifle through their belongs and take all the food. — surviving camper of the 1973 visit by Yosemite’s notorious Pate Valley bear (who took all of my food). I didn’t notice if he had a porcupine sidekick.
Do porcupines even make a sound?
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