I think it’s the diaeresis. No girl wants a guy with diaeresis. He should be just plain Rolf. Or maybe Rolf the Terrible. Or Rolf the Destroyer. Maybe even Rolf the Impaler, if she’s a real sport.
I think it’s the diaeresis. No girl wants a guy with diaeresis. He should be just plain Rolf. Or maybe Rolf the Terrible. Or Rolf the Destroyer. Maybe even Rolf the Impaler, if she’s a real sport.