Looks like she may chews you.
You don’t want to go too far on the first date. It could cost you a lot more than an arm and a leg.
Don´t lose your head over her.
She’s not giving head.
5th base is losing your head?
She’s already got a “crunch” on him!
He’s heard that she likes to talk a lot.
And the more she likes someone the more she talks.
She’ll probably like him so munch, that she’ll bite his head off.
She’ll talk his head off..
Cheep date! He’ll still have an arm and a leg.
About to be head under heels in love.
This date is coming to a head.
I was gonna write “he should quit while he has a head” but it looks to be only mildly original.
You gotta hand it to her. She knows what she wants. :)
Awww….his head is shaped like a heart. Maybe she will give him a break and let him live.
Gives Home Run a whole new meaning.
She’s preying that she may get lucky tonight.
Well don’t just stand there – be the gentleman and feed the girl!
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Superfrog 2 months ago
Looks like she may chews you.
gocubzgo 2 months ago
You don’t want to go too far on the first date. It could cost you a lot more than an arm and a leg.
Jml58 2 months ago
Don´t lose your head over her.
Little Caesar 2 months ago
She’s not giving head.
mourdac Premium Member 2 months ago
5th base is losing your head?
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 2 months ago
She’s already got a “crunch” on him!
Doug K 2 months ago
He’s heard that she likes to talk a lot.
And the more she likes someone the more she talks.
She’ll probably like him so munch, that she’ll bite his head off.
Spacetech 2 months ago
She’ll talk his head off..
assrdood 2 months ago
Cheep date! He’ll still have an arm and a leg.
cactusbob333 2 months ago
About to be head under heels in love.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 2 months ago
This date is coming to a head.
Skeptical Meg 2 months ago
I was gonna write “he should quit while he has a head” but it looks to be only mildly original.
Impkins Premium Member 2 months ago
You gotta hand it to her. She knows what she wants. :)
j.l.farmer 2 months ago
Awww….his head is shaped like a heart. Maybe she will give him a break and let him live.
swadeparker Premium Member 2 months ago
Gives Home Run a whole new meaning.
mbrahms26 2 months ago
She’s preying that she may get lucky tonight.
Anters55 2 months ago
Well don’t just stand there – be the gentleman and feed the girl!