He needs to lose weight.
“I’d like to quit hanging around and make something of myself.”
I resolve to hang around and be more tolerant of others.
To stay alive.
“Yes, one!”
“I resolve not to let things weigh me down!”
“err…what about the ball and chain on your feet?”
“Dang it!”
Let’s see, last years resolution was “speak truth to power”. I kept that one. This year I’ll try “Think before you speak [truth to power]”.
He’s going to stop biting his fingernails.
What are you crazy? Keep your eye on that rat! He looks hungry…
Change my shorts?
Neither the time nor the place.
To expect a confession there would be a stretch.
Learn to speak Rat
Yes: next time I decide to post a conservative comment on GoComics I won’t use my real name. (Sorry, couldn’t resist)
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Here's Waldo over 3 years ago
He needs to lose weight.
wiatr over 3 years ago
“I’d like to quit hanging around and make something of myself.”
The Reader Premium Member over 3 years ago
I resolve to hang around and be more tolerant of others.
Imagine over 3 years ago
To stay alive.
JDP_Huntington Beach over 3 years ago
“Yes, one!”
“I resolve not to let things weigh me down!”
“err…what about the ball and chain on your feet?”
“Dang it!”
P51Strega over 3 years ago
Let’s see, last years resolution was “speak truth to power”. I kept that one. This year I’ll try “Think before you speak [truth to power]”.
cdnalor over 3 years ago
He’s going to stop biting his fingernails.
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
What are you crazy? Keep your eye on that rat! He looks hungry…
pcmcdonald over 3 years ago
Change my shorts?
Otis Rufus Driftwood over 3 years ago
Neither the time nor the place.
unfair.de over 3 years ago
To expect a confession there would be a stretch.
Doctor Toon over 3 years ago
Learn to speak Rat
WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago
Yes: next time I decide to post a conservative comment on GoComics I won’t use my real name. (Sorry, couldn’t resist)