Lid gets closed to keep the dog out. That also has the added benefit of wife lifting the lid before sitting down. If the seat was left up for some reason, she’d find out the easy way.
All you lazy so and so’s might think about not just putting the seat down, but the lid too. Its been proven that the agitation of the flush makes a fine invisible mist of everything in the bowl that travels around the around the room and lands on your toothbrush.
margueritem about 11 years ago
No treats for you!
BRI-NO-MITE!! Premium Member about 11 years ago
As a bachelor, I always leave the seat up.When I sit I put the seat back up, where it belongs.
TheVernalPool about 11 years ago
rub his nose in it
WillardMBaker about 11 years ago
Lid gets closed to keep the dog out. That also has the added benefit of wife lifting the lid before sitting down. If the seat was left up for some reason, she’d find out the easy way.
pschearer Premium Member about 11 years ago
Women will never have equality until they start taking responsibility for the toilet seat themselves. I have spoken.
batterie61 Premium Member about 11 years ago
All you lazy so and so’s might think about not just putting the seat down, but the lid too. Its been proven that the agitation of the flush makes a fine invisible mist of everything in the bowl that travels around the around the room and lands on your toothbrush.
SaraRundle about 11 years ago
When my husband the truck driver is home, I tell him the toilet is haunted – the seat mysteriously keeps going up…!
pschearer Premium Member about 11 years ago
@finale: You presume too much.@Perkycat: I’ve thought that for years, but it doesn’t explain why we men are still in charge. (Love your avatar.)