The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for November 26, 2022
Transcript:
Boone: It most certainly does. Mr. Johnson: It most certainly does not! The Professor: Gentlemen! What in Saturn's Ghost is this silly argument over?! Boone: Whether the term "anal-retentive" has a hyphen or not... Professor: *Sigh* Well, if it doesn't, it certainly should...
I might have suggested a colon…