The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for September 18, 2022

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Speaker: Welcome to the Elderpark Weight Loss Workshop, everyone! First I'd like to hear what goals each of you has set for yourself... Woman: I'd like to lose enough weight to improve my mobility! Speaker: Very good! Next! Boone: I'm diabetic so I'd like to lose 10 pounds for health reasons. Woman: I'd like to be a little slimmer for the big "Ms. Elderpark Beauty Pageant" in July. Dusty: Ah'd just like to laugh or brush mah teeth and not have people make rude comments when mah belly jiggles. Evelyn: You can be so gross, Dusty! Dusty: Comments like that!