The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for October 02, 2021
Professor: Do they have April Fool's Day in Russia, Ludmilla? Ludmilla: Of course! In fact, Professor, is national holiday! Professor: Really? Ludmilla: Da! So many people was playing jokes that industrial production was very bad... so... Professor: So? Ludmilla: ...government gave everybody day off!! Professor: I had no idea! Wait until I tell everyone! Boone: Ludmilla!! Did you fool him? Ludmilla: How do you say in English? "He totally purchased it!" Have a blue pill.