The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for September 28, 2021
Professor: I can't believe I've been summoned to the Elderpark People's Court!! Boone: Look, Professor... this may be the only way we can heal this girlfriend rift between you and Dusty... Professor: Oh! I get it... it's kind of a charade, right? We let Dusty have his day in court and he gets to feel better. Right? Boone: Wrong! Ludmilla... if you please. Nurse: Da! Should I be cuffing him before or after I read to him his Carmen Miranda rights?