The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for September 15, 2021
Miss Overdunne: What?? Sabrina is running a phone-in escort service out of her Elderpark apartment? Nurse Ludmilla: Is not as bad as it sounds, Komrade! She is providing escorts for people who are missing elders in their lives. Overdunne: No! That's a lease violation!! And it's... it's disgusting! Nurse: Say you have need for grandmother to feed you chicken soup when you are sick, you call Sabrina... Overdunne: Chicken... soup... from... Grammie? How much would that cost? Nurse: Will see if she has price list.