The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for August 01, 2021
The Professor: Dear Diary, having agreed to impresonate Dusty the cowboy and meet with his online paramour was a big mistake.... Dusty: You wear my hat and pretend to be me. I told her I was well-educated! The Professor: Now, Marilyn a lovely, creative, thinks that I am Dusty, a former cowboy educated at Harvard.... Marilyn: Come sit over here, you well-educated, tall drink of Texas spring water! The Professor: I live in sheer terror that my deceptions will be discovered any day... Evelyn: Professor!! Dusty and I are having lunch. Come join us!! The Professor: I find myself thinking and writing about this quandray every minute....as Dante says in Canto Eleven of "The Inferno"... Nurse Ludmilla: You want fires with that?