The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for July 31, 2021
The Professor: I can't stand these blatant product enorsements that corporations pay to show their labels on film! Dusty: That gives me an idea! We could do that!! Put a 20-ounce bottle of Pepsi right here on the table. The bucks would really roll in! The Professor: You know, Dusty...you can get the house-brand cola at Costco cheaper... Evelyn: I've heard it tastes pretty good. Dusty: You're both missin' the point!!