The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for July 26, 2021
Man: Why am I hearing the tune, "Don't Fence Me In"? Dusty: That's me! It's comin' from my cell phone! I got me a genuine cowhide cell phone holster with silver trim....got a rawhide tie=down for fast-draw action. One of you hombres man enough to call me? C'mon...I dare ya'! Boone: Whoa, Dusty!! We don't want no trouble!