The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for July 24, 2021
Man: FedEx package for Mr. Boone!! Boone: I'm a retired UPS driver! I don't accept FedEx or DHL packages! Man: Mr. Boone...can't we just set aside our differences as part of the brotherhood of delivery professionals? Boone: No. Man: Your package will be on top of the recycling bin. Boone: This is blackmail!