The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for June 16, 2021
The Professor: Dusty! You expect me to pretend to be you and meet your online lady friend? Dusty: Just in the beginnin' Perfessor! You kin explain to her that I exaggerated a mite...soften 'er up for me, please.... The Professor: But, Dusty...I don't look at all like the photo in your online advertisement! Dusty: Well...that's true, but I don't look like Russell Crowe either!