The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for June 15, 2021
Transcript:
The Professor: So..."Mr. Conniving Hypocrite"! How's your online dating going? Dusty: Just great! She and I are supposed to meet tomorrow. The Professor: What? After all your lies? She's expecting a cowboy in his 60s with a Harvard education, Dusty!! Dusty: That's where you come in! Here's my hat, fifty bucks and directions to the House of Pancakes....."Dusty."
Dusty only want’s some one to talk to over the internet, not to actually get involved with.