The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for May 15, 2021
Boone: So, I served in submarines...the General was in the Army...and you, Professor? The General: A deferment, I presume. The Professor: Listen, wise guy...I served during the Cuban Missile Crisis!! I was in administration. You've heard, of course, of the 352nd Fighting Typewriters! I could field strip a Smith-Corona in fifteen minutes flat!! Boone: Whoa! Look at the time...7:30...think I'll turn in. The General: Yeah...me, too.