The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for May 11, 2021
The Professor: Dusty!! How'd it go at your Elderpark annual medical exam? Dusty: Not so good. Doc says I got this here chronic condition called er...gas...io....phobia... Are you laughin' at my sufferin'? The Professor: That's Latin for "a lifelong aversion to work." Dusty: Heck! I can live with that!