The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for January 15, 2021
Woman: Ladies...The Elderpark Book Club is proud to present Dusty winters reciting his very own cowboy poetry... Dusty: Thank you, ma'am....An ol' Texas cowboy once heered, That his boots warn't highly revered. He installed Dr. Scholl's Odor-Eatin' soles. And the next day he plumb disappeared. Woman: Uh...thank you...I think. Dusty: Got another one about a lady from Norway... Person: Just because you're a cowboy doesn't mean you're a poet.