The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for November 24, 2020
Dusty: 100...200...300...40...okay...you'll get your drugs next week... Man: Why so long? Dusty: Pardner...me and my associates have to drive all the way to Calgary, Canada, to save you big bucks on your drugs. Man: How do I know you won't pocket my money and leave town? Dusty: Look! I'm 80 years old. I walk with a cane, don't drive and I live across the hall from you! Man: I still want a receipt.