The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for July 02, 2020
General: Oh, no... Dusty!! I forgot my wallet! Dusty: Relax, General. I got your lunch covered. General: It's so frustrating when I forget a thing as important as my wallet! Dusty: Betcha I know right where you left it, General. General: Where? Dusty: In your pants.