The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for June 30, 2020
Instructor: Are you here for the water-aerobics class? General: That's an affirmative, ma'am. Instructor: Um...do you always wear... General: Water wings? Just when I swim, ma'am. Instructor: No... the helmet. You can't wear a steel helmet in the pool. General: Oh... Well...is it okay if I smoke?