The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for June 23, 2013
Dusty: Evelyn! I hear your feral kitty cat is back from the Humane Society. Evelyn: She's a bit groggy from being spayed...Now, Tommie...you can stay here with Aunt Evelyn in my nice, warm home with food, or you can go back to living wild in a hostile...oh, dear. Dusty: Whoo-ee!! I knew that cat weren't no porch percher!