The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for January 06, 2013
January 05, 2013
January 07, 2013
Transcript:
Nurse Ludmilla: Mister Dusty...why does Professor not sit in car with you?... Dusty: Long story, Ludmilla. He's upset 'cause I hit a steer by accident and ended up puttin' its horns on my hood, and its hide on my seats. The Perfessor does not understand that livestock are not pets. The Professor: As Confucius says: "Mankind differs from the animals only by a little." Dusty: Perfessor...can I ask you a question? The Professor: Is there someone else out there? I hear a distant voice...do you know where your hamburger comes from? The Professor: I certainly do! It is brought by the waiter! Dusty: I rest my case. Ludmilla, working undercover for Elderpark management, tries to solve a baffling mystery:
The perfessor is very much like the woman who complained about the fresh farm raised potatoes because they had dirt on them. Neither one has a clue.