The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for November 18, 2012
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Transcript:
Dusty: Evelyn...here's a little somethin' I whittled for you. Evelyn: Oh, Dusty!! How thoughtful! You've caught me completely off guard, giving me a gift the day before Valentine's Day! Dusty: Uh....? Evelyn: It's so sweet! I've got to go get something for you! Dusty: Whoa, Evelyn!! Rein it in, gal!! The Professor: What was that about, Dusty? Dusty: Perfessor! I'm in trouble! Evelyn thinks I got her a Valentine's Day gift! The Professor: What did you give her? Dusty: I just carved her a horny toad settin' on a rock. The Professor: Oh...you're in trouble, all right!
Pipe Tobacco Premium Member over 11 years ago
Haha! Dusty, you shouldn’t worry so much. Just go with the flow. If Evelyn develops a crush on you, do not get stressed out and take it as it happens. The (best/worst, you pick) that could happen is that you might bed her at some point. But, heck, no worries about child support, so I say, if it happens to seem right, go after her.
RayThomas101 over 11 years ago
Why did he go to the trouble of carving her a toad on a rock, anyway? Unless he subconsciously feels SOMETHING for her. Does he do that for every woman at Elder Park?
RayThomas101 over 11 years ago
I love Dusty’s eyes. They’re SO expressive. they MAKE the strip (No, I’m not a woman). I’m an artist (among other things that pay better).