The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for October 10, 2012
Evelyn: It says here that only three percent of all TV images feature older individuals. The Professor: I'm not surprised, Evelyn. Evelyn: It's disgraceful! Why don't advertisers support programs that feature older people? The Professor: Simple! We don't buy much. Evelyn: And how do you know that, Professor? The Professor: For example...that's my newspaper that you're reading. Dusty: Which, I might add, I stole from the laundry room.