The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for June 09, 2008
Dusty: Just look at this place! Professor: American consumer greed at its finest! Dusty: Where should we begin? Professor: Well, according to Consumer Reports... Dusty: Aw... Boone: Snort! General: Grumble... Professor: What? Dusty: Nothin' ruins a good time quicker than "Accordin' ta Consumer Reports." General: Well, except maybe "this isn't an oral thermometer."