The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for May 05, 2008
Dusty: Garsh dangit! Professor: What? Dusty: Ev'ry time Ah turn on NPR, they're askin' me fer money! Professor: They do rely heavily on the donations of their members. Dusty: Well, Ah'm puttin' a stop to it, right now! Professor: Dusty, what are you doing? Dusty: Hello? NPR? Put me down fer a million dollar donation... no, no credit cards... Ah'll send ya a check... Miss Overdunne: Don't worry, Professor... they expect his call every fund drive.