The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for May 03, 2008
Boy: Dad! Girl: Mommy! Woman: Oh, thank God you kids are all right! Boy: The Professor took care of us! Woman: Um... thank you. I hope you're an employee here. Girl: Say "yes." Professor: Er, yes! Now 22 years of guiding planetarium tours! Without incident! Or jail time!