The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for June 10, 2007
Man: Look at that dust! This equipment is filthy! Evelyn: Oh? I hadn't noticed. Man: Who's in charge of cleaning the exercise room? Evelyn: Ludmilla. She does everything around Elderpark. Man: Where is she? I'd like to give her a piece of my mind! Evelyn: She's the large Russian woman by the mirror doing 80-pound curls. Nurse Ludmilla... hundred two... Man: Yessir! She can expect an anonymous email of stern dissatisfaction in her inbox, very soon!