The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for April 13, 2007
Evelyn: "And right before Cinderella's eyes, her pumpkin turned into a golden coach..." Girl: Foster grandma... Evelyn: What is it, dear? Girl: Would Cinderella have to pay capital gains tax on all the improvements to her pumpkin? Boy: Not unless she sells it, silly! Girl: Wait! I'll call my dad! He's a tax accountant!