The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for January 21, 2007
Woman: Oww! My foot! Man: Sorry. Man: Read 'em and weep! Dusty: Well, there goes 50% of that Social Security check! Nurse Ludmilla: I said tennis balls... not bowling balls! Man: Sorry. My hearing's not so good. Nurse Ludmilla's tips for improving one's memory: 1. Try doing tasks with your opposite hand. 2. Square dancing can stimulate your nerve endings. 3. Playing card games will exercise a senior's math skills. 4. Juggling is an excellent energizer of brain activity.