The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for September 21, 2006
The Professor: Boone...what're you building? Boone: A set of stairs for Dusty so he can get on his horse. It's carefully designed to guarantee his safety. Notice the ADA-approved handrail, non-skid surfaces, easy rolling wheels and locks. The Professor: What's this box on the back? Boone: That's a first-aid kit.