The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for August 30, 2006
Officer Cochran: Mister Winters...this is Officer Cochran, ATF! Dusty: Howdy. How can I help you...and what's the ATF? Officer Cochran: ATF stands for "Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms." Dusty: Is this a raid? Officer Cochran: Well, what do you think of when you see the words "Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms"? Dusty: First thing would be a Texas bachelor party! Officer Cochran: May I come in?