The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for August 06, 2006
Tanya: This is Tanya Treacle, your SNN, Senior News Network reporter...and this is..."Senior Moment." We're off to the Elderpark Retirement Home. We're joining a resident who, as a part of their "Fostergrandparents' Week," is teaching a young boy the art of fishing. Let's listen in... Dusty: First off I caught this catfish and then a dogfish...Well, do you know what happened? Boy: No! What? Dusty: That dogfish chased the catfish right up a tree!! Boy: Really? Dusty: Scout's honor!! Why do you know what the next fish was that I caught? Boy: What? Dusty: A big ol' sawfish! I used him to cut the tree down so I could get my catfish back!! Boy: Wow! Tanya: Well, there you have it, folks...the old teaching the young to lie like a rug! Back to you, Dave.