The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for July 20, 2006
Man: The Department of Energy has sent me! Miss Overdunne: I know why. Man: You do? Miss Overdunne: I was afraid someone would show up. I tried to get the staff to do something. Man: Um... what actions did you take? Miss Overdunne: I called maintenance three times to take down the Christmas lights! An agent from the Department of Energy has come to Elderpark concerning a resident with access to crude oil.